...go "WOO!"

...then a black hole appeared suddenly.
"What's happening?" Cheeko asked.
"Our alter to the time-line, when we brought back the great orange cow, must have been too dramatic and the universe is wanting to fix itself." said the Kirstyn bot.
Then the great orange cow was sucked into the black hole.
"Woo!" said Moosey and Baby Moose at the same time.

...need a good finish.

Well, this is sad to say. But we only have five more blog posts of the year :( So I'm going to officially wrap my Moosey stories up once and for all. It's been a good run, and I hope you've enjoyed.

So how would YOU want to see Moosey and the gang end?


A Moosey wedding? The ultimate demise of the characters?

Let me know, and the best choice will be officially chosen for the final story...but with some additional ideas from yours truly...sooooo...GO!!

...discover the secrets of the great orange cow.

     "Are you spunky? ummm...are you stupid?" Cheeko mocked.
     This enraged the great orange cow. "I AM SPUNKY!!" It growled and charged at the group. The Kirstyn bot got in the way and pressed a third button on its watch-like device. This shot some sort of oozy substance at the great orange cow, but when the substance hit the cow's hair, it was so greasy that it slid right off, having no effect on the cow. The Kirstyn bot mumbled a few inappropriate phrases, then unhooked a new, mysterious device from her leg as the Flabby Eatsalotoffood got closer and closer. Then Flabby impacted the Kirstyn bot at full speed, just as the Kirstyn bot activated the device and stunned the cow.
     The cow flopped over on its side. "Problem is, we can't kill her. She created some sort of chemical for immortality and we have yet to figure out the equation to reverse it." the Kirstyn bot sighed.
     "So how come she almost took out the entire future human race?" Moosey asked.
     "Well, in the future almost everyone accepts homosexuals, ugly people, fat people, and even fat, ugly, homosexuals with open arms. But Flabby couldn't have that. About five years ago, from the point I came from in 3045, Flabby started up this cult against pretty much the entire planet. In this cult Flabby brought up the old religion of one God, who we believed to have died in 2858. And she got people to believe that this God was still around and that he was an angry God that was so mean to humans that he made gay, ugly, and fat people. No one thought anything of it at the time, because that's obviously the stupidest thing anyone can possibly believe."
     "That's horrible! How could anyone believe that?" Cheeko cut in. "We should kick her."
     "Please, may I finish?" the Kirstyn bot asked. And after a moment of silence continued, "The group became stronger and stronger and grew as Flabby promised to share her immortality formula with them. Flabby started off by starting a nuclear war and destroying all 67 states in America to get rid of the overweight portion of her beliefs. Then she went after the other groups, pretty much just destroying everyone she saw. That's when a crazed scientist by the name of Wyatt Hyatt figured out the secrets to time travel and created the first generation of Kirstyn bots to time travel. Wyatt sent them back the five years to try and stop the cult from even forming, but his attempt failed and the entire generation was destroyed. That's when the second generation was created, my generation. Our assignment was to find a placement for her somewhere else in the timeline. We imprisoned Flabby in the time prison, but that only lasted a few months. As the time prison began collapsing, we had to figure out a solution. That's when we found this point in time and altered it for the good of mankind."
     The gang just looked at Flabby's stunned body on the ground, disgusted at her sick beliefs and wondered if she was going to effect this time period like she did in the future...

...pan back in to where we left off after the Kirstyn bot last showed up back in the Mishishi Swamplands when it got rid of the Mish Monster by throwing it's index finger at it and engulfing it in dark purple ooze.

     "Who...er...what are you?" Moosey wondered.
     "That doesn't really matter." the Kirstyn bot blatantly stated and walked over to the spot where the Mish Monster had last been seen. It picked up its finger bomb and reattached it.
     "Yeah, it kinda does." Moosey spit back.
     The Kirstyn bot looked over Moosey, then with a sigh stated "I am Kirstyn bot 23493221 from the year 3045. I was sent here to save that thing, and also to save our human race."
     "Save your human race?" Vlad asked.
     "Yes. I took that monster away from here, and for that I must leave something behind."
     "Leave something behind?" Cheeko asked, with a hint of fear in his voice.
     "This creature can't do much in your world, but in ours the human race was on the brink of extinction."
     "What is this creature?"
     "Her name is Flabby Eatslotsoffood." the Kirstyn bot turned, pushed another button on her watch-like device. The gang felt the air pressure change as their ears began popping. Then another portal opened. But this one was different. It was plain black, and less vibrant than the one the Kirstyn bot had traveled through. Over the roar of the time portal the Kirstyn bot mentioned, "If we could have kept her in the time prison," (probably meaning the reason the portal was black), "we would have. But the prison had reached it's limit with her. So we must drop her here."
     There was a large flash and out of the portal came a great gargantuan beast. Moosey and the rest realized that the beast looked like an oversized orange cow. It's eyes were bright red.
     The beast looked everyone over and opened it's mouth to speak. The Kirstyn bot got into defensive mode, expecting something bad. Then the great orange cow spoke... "Am I spunky?" it asked...

...pan out to find Girl Kayleah.

     Let's rewind a bit. And go to a different part of the lands. Girl Kayleah and Boobs McGee were scanning the industrial city of Kakalo.  Girl Kayleah was recruited by the Salmantive government to keep order within the city once crime picked up when oil was discovered in the Rickmay Mountains. Kakalo is located in between the Rickmay Mountains(which is what Moosey and the gang were crossing right before they entered the Mishishi Swamplands) and Weelee Mountains. Girl Kayleah flies through the skies wearing a slimming black dress and her rainbow cape flapping in the wind. Her powers include rainbow blast, flying, and the power to manipulate the minds of women.
     Her, and her sidekick, Boobs McGee, had been flying over the city, surveying for crime for quite some time, when Girl Kayleah and Boobs McGee began to fall.
     "Wha-wha-what's going on?" Boobs stuttered as gravity began pulling them down at a faster pace. And before Girl Kayleah could give any explanation, their flight kicked back in.
     "That was weird..." Girl Kayleah said.
     "I'll say." Boobs agreed. "What could have done that to our powers?"
     "Only thing I can think of that can disengage our powers is time travel."
     "But who would be time traveling around these parts?"
     Then once again, their flight was turned off. The two began to fall once again. Boobs was caught off guard and flew straight into an oil rig. Oil began spewing hundreds of feet in the air. Girl barely missed the oil rig, but figured only her flight was turned off. So she called upon any women in the area. They flocked to where she was about to crash, and caught her. Girl Kayleah thanked them graciously and ran over to the smashed oil rig, but couldn't find Boobs McGee anywhere...

...make contact with a Kirstyn Bot.

     The eyes of the Mish Monster struck fear into Cheeko as he lay there bleeding green, not knowing whether he would live or die. Then the Mish Monster looked up into the sky, opened his mouth, and unleashed a blood curdling roar that left the swamplands dead silent. Everyone was frozen with fear. Then the Mish Monster looked down at Cheeko with the grin of death on his face. He raised one of his claws and slashed Cheeko's throat. Within seconds, the two hearts of Cheeko stopped beating. Cheeko was dead.
     No one could believe what had happened. The only movement in the forest was a brown leaf of a Luta Moss Tree falling from the top branch. The leaf bobbed back and forth as wind currents pushed it around in the air. But before it had hit the swamp water, it stopped midair. Time had froze.
     Bright blue and gold lights came into view in the space between the Mish Monster and Moosey and the gang. The lights swirled and shot out a blinding white light. From the portal stepped a figure. It was a Kirstyn Bot. The portal closed and time started up again and the new figure startled everyone. The Mish Monster began to come toward the figure with claws in attack position.
     "Ah, crap," said the Kirstyn Bot when it saw Cheeko laying in the swamp, blood covering his neck. She looked down at the watch-like object on her wrist. She pushed a button on the side and with an emotionless tone said, "Commander, I'm a little late." Two seconds later the figure disappeared in a white flash back into the portal.
     Baby Baby Moose the First landed in the waters. And just loud enough for the Mish Monster to hear the splash. The roar was ear numbing. Moosey and Cheeko saw that there was no time like the present to run panickingly as fast as they could.
     But they weren't fast enough to get away from a two-story monster. Cheeko was the slowest of the group, and he was the Mish Monster's first choice for a victim. His sharp claws were just inches from Cheeko's back when a bright blue and gold light flashed into a swirl. Again a white beam shot out and the Kirstyn Bot somersaulted out of the portal. The light was so bright that it distracted the Mish Monster from getting ahold of Cheeko. It was then that the Kirstyn Bot tore off its right index finger and threw it at the Mish Monster. The finger exploded and dark purple ooze swept over the Mish Monster. It roared in terror. Then poof, it vanished...

...run from the Mish Monster.

     Moosey, Cheeko, Vlad, and all the baby moose were now entering the Mishishi Swamplands. The further they got into the swamp, the more mud and gunk there was that they were walking in. Tim ended up falling into the muddy, sticky waters and got stuck. He started to panic and flail around. He began to sink into the waters, but just as it was almost too late for Tim, Moosey picked him up out of the waters. But wait! When Tim looked up, Moosey was behind this Moosey. And the Moosey holding him was purple.
     'This doesn't make sense', Tim thought. But once he put two and seventeen together, he figured that Vlad had morphed into Moosey so he could better walk through the swamp without getting stuck.
     So, to make sure that none of the other baby moose got stuck, Cheeko picked up baby moose, Baby Baby Moose the First and Baby Baby Moose the Second climbed up onto Moosey, and Tim remained with Vlad turned Moosey. And just then, they heard the roar of the Mish Monster. The group hurried and hid behind a tree as a pack of bonolly ran by, their padded paws easily helping them run atop the mud and nastiness off the swampland waters. And at that very moment, a huge tongue flung out, grabbed one of the bonollies, and yanked him right back into infinite darkness that was the Mish Monster's gargantuan mouth.
      The four-headed succubus stood two stories high, with teeth sharp as nails, and eyes as demonic as Kirstyn's soul. The gang could feel the succubus's eyes scanning the area to find any misguided creature to devour. And as the Mish Monster turned to head back to his home in the center of the swamp, Baby Baby Moose the Second slipped off of Moosey's head. Moosey reached to attempt to grab him, but his sudden movement caused Baby Baby Moose the First to slip. Moosey caught Baby Baby Moose the Second just seconds before splashing into the muddy swamp waters. But no one saw the Baby Baby Moose the First was falling. And....SPLAT. Baby Baby Moose the First landed in the waters. And just loud enough for the Mish Monster to hear the splash. The roar was ear numbing. Moosey and Cheeko saw that there was no time like the present to run panickingly as fast as they could.
     But they weren't fast enough to get away from a two-story monster. Cheeko was the slowest of the group, and he was the Mish Monster's first choice for a victim. His sharp claws scraped the Cheeko's back. This blasted Cheeko forward, and flung baby moose ahead about 50 feet. Thick green blood began oozing out of the wounds in Cheeko's back. Cheeko turned over breathing hard, and looked into the evil eyes of his attacker...