...head into the Mishishi swamplands.

     It was a dreary Tuesday. For some reason we were playing dodgeball in p.e. Everyone was getting prepared, while the cheerleaders were in a corner just complaining. Mr. C gave the okay to go, and then the dodgeballs began flying in every direction. I was being a mad ninja following the five d's of dodgeball. When all of a sudden, Amy hit me in the head with the dodgeball. The blast hit me back, and I hit my head on the floor. Everything began fading away and going black.
     Rocks were falling all around, and the cliff Moosey was standing on was about to give way. Moosey could see Cheeko, baby moose, Baby Baby Moose the First, Baby Baby Moose the Second, and Tim at the end of the mountainside, looking in horror as Moosey was experiencing absolute peril. As the cliff collapsed, a purple, vine-like figure wrapped around Moosey's waste. Within seconds Moosey was on the ledge beside Cheeko and the baby moose.
     "Thanks, Vlad," Moosey said as the purple vine twisted and warped into a Zamaraha native. Just like one of the Zamaraha natives we last saw chasing the group out of Zamaraha seven months ago.
     Vladimir Zamzoomby is from the capital city, Yerterder, in the center of Zamaraha. He was once the cook of the king, until he was banished for reasons unknown to the outside world. Of the many things Vlad can do, shape-shifting is his biggest accomplishment. The gang met up with Vlad about two months ago when the Zamaraha tribe was chasing him across the border like they did with Moosey and the gang.
     Now, Vlad is helping them find their way back into Zamaraha territory. They figured, with all the piranhas dead and the tribe no longer after them, it would be easy-peasy. But no, we find them trying to escape falling rocks and Moosey almost dying from free falling off of a cliff.
     After finding their way down the mountain, they came to the entrance of the Mishishi swamplands. Home of the Mish Monster, a deadly four-headed succubus with a thirst for moose blood. The shriek of a dying bonolloy pierced the ears of the group, resulting in Tim peeing himself. As Baby Baby Moose the First turned to run, Cheeko grabbed a hold of him and picked him up. Then, they headed on in to the Mishishi swamplands...

...are back.

The posts below are all from my junior year. After the 26th of May, I did not write one more single thing on Moosey, baby moose, or the rest of the gang. Most people thought that was the end of Moosey. But oh no, I had just begun. After a seven month long hiatus, the gang is back thanks to Ms. Fultz's weekly free write assignment. The very next post is the one I wrote for my free write. After that they will be solely from mind to blog. LONG LIVE MOOSEY!!!

...escape from Zamaraha(part two).

The Zamaraha piranha leader looked up. The Zamaraha tribe leader was standing at the edge of the gorge holding a golden spear with a silver tip.

     "He's mine, you stupid demon fish." Is what the tribe leader said seconds before he threw his spear. It went clean in the piranha leader and clean out. The Zamarahan piranha leader followed the same as the previous piranhas by going belly-up, turning black, and leaving a slight pop in everyone's ears.

     However, all the while the piranhas were becoming extinct by the tribe, not one tribesmen or piranha noticed that Moosey was already out on land. Moosey, baby moose, Cheeko, Baby Baby Moose the First, Baby Baby Moose the Second, and Tim were now running for the Zamaraha border.

     All Moosey has to do is get past the Zamaraha border to survive any more conflict with the tribesmen and any other Zamarahan creature they may confront. If they were to get across the border, the tribesmen were not allowed to cross into Salmantive Territory, which was on the other side. Moosey tripped, and looked up. Everyone else was across, except himself and Tim. Moosey grabbed a hold of Tim and punted him fifty yards to Cheeko across the border. Moosey looked back. The Zamaraha mob was gaining on him. Scared out of his mind he might get captured, Moosey accidentally took a huge deuce all over the ground as he was running. Most of the Zamaraha mob slipped in Moosey's deuce. Moosey saw his wings glow bright green as they healed themselves. He then opened his wings, flapped them twice, and sped out of there into Salmantive Territory.

     Unfortunately, Moosey was a sore winner. He walked to the edge of the Zamaraha-Salmantive boundary. Moosey started making lots of weird faces at them in an attempt to gloat, thinking they could do nothing about it. Then the Zamaraha leader raised his fist and punched Moosey in the face.

     "That's for the cat." Is all he said, and the mob turned around and headed back to their village as Tim squeaked in anger at them.

     "Now there's a ringing in my ear!" exclaimed Moosey.

     "I think you are delusional," Cheeko laughed.

     "I think it's from the Zamarahan punching me in the face." Moosey whined.

     "I am going to punch you in the face if you don't stop daydreaming." Came an unCheekoish voice out of Cheeko's mouth.

     "Tyler, wake up!" Ms. Fultz yelled. "And no Kirstyn, you are not going to do that. If anyone's going to punch him it will be me for him sleeping in my class."

     I looked up and saw a few people grinning all around me as everyone else began to leave, since the bell had just rand. As everyone began to walk out I got up, embarrassed. I wiped the drool off my face and walked toward the door. When I began to leave the classroom, I looked back at the puddle of drool still on my desk. As I wiped the drool off the desk, I realized that not only was I wiping away the drool, I was wiping away all the remaining memories of Moosey...

...escape from Zamaraha(part one).

     Moosey, baby moose, and Cheeko were jumped by a Zamaraha mob, attacked by Zamarahan piranhas, and now they have three baby moose to care for. The walk down the river seemed like it was taking Moosey, baby moose, and Cheeko forever.

     Baby Baby Moose the First suddenly squeaked and caused Moosey, Cheeko, baby moose, Baby Baby Moose the Second, and Tim to come to an abrupt stop. They looked down and saw a two-hundred foot drop. They looked to their left and saw a large gorge the hooked to a waterfall, of which dropped below to the continuation of the Zamaraha River.

     Moosey looked behind him and saw the Zamaraha tribe about a quarter of a mile away and still gaining distance. So, in desperation, Moosey grabbed onto Cheeko, baby moose, and baby moose's babies, and jumped over the gorge and waterfall.

     As they hit the water, one of Moosey's wings hit a rock and broke. All six of them went under. When they got to the surface, Moosey felt a tingly feeling in his wings. Moosey watched baby moose get his baby moose up on the bank. He felt a thump on his head and looked up. What Moosey saw was absolutely horrific. The remaining Zamarahan piranhas were jumping down off the gorge. The thump Moosey had felt on his head was the Zamaraha piranha leader and he, now, was about five feet from Moosey, grinning.

     Baby Baby Moose the Second squeaked. Moosey looked their way and saw that Cheeko had finally gotten on land, and was now motioning Moosey to climb up.

     After the incident with the piranhas, Moosey had only left about two dozen Zamaraha piranhas alive. Now, each and every single one was circling Moosey and watching him carefully. Then, they all opened thier mouths and charged after Moosey. The fastest one of the group was about a foot from Moosey when a spear stuck through it. The piranha turned belly-up, turned completely black, and blew up. Nothing was left in its spot. All the piranhas stopped and turned to look up the gorge. Before they could see, all the piranhas, except the Zamarahan piranha leader, were struck with gold-lined spears. They each turned belly-up and turned black. The explosion, as every piranha exploded, left a drizzle of water around everyone as the water sprayed into the air...

...meet the girl mooses.

     The purple unicorn ran away with the green ostrich. Can you think of anything weirder than that? Well, how about some eight-foot hairy monster with wings and a baby moose on his head running away with a three-foot tall, light blue-skinned, purple and orange stripped haired monster? I'd think seeing that'd be pretty weird.
     In other words, Moosey, baby moose, and Cheeko. They are running away from the Zamaraha mob and trying to stay away from the Zamarahan piranhas.
     It's been almost three months since Moosey sprayed the cat and got attacked by the piranhas. However, they have only gone about two miles. The trio are currently trying to get out of Zamaraha territory so they'll be safe.
     One major change has happened in the three months that baby moose has been on Moosey's head. Baby moose has grown very big. He now has huge antlers and letting off a very foul scent of rotten onions mixed with gasoline and skunk spray. Moosey thinks that the scent is cause for the two female Zamaraha moose following them.
     The female deer have been following them for about two months now and Moosey has noticed that they have been growing in size. Him and Cheeko have come to a conclusion that baby moose pollinated the females and they are now carrying the children of baby moose.
     After walking for awhile longer, Cheeko heard a thump and turned around as the gang heard a large thump. One of the females had tripped on a branch and could not get off the ground. Her belly let out a huge grumble and then the female turned completely white and blew up. When she blew up, the body of the Zamaraha moose vanished. All that was left was two young baby moose. Baby moose, being the father, decided to name them Baby Baby Moose the First and Baby Baby Moose the Second.
     The other female was pretty sad due to the loss of her friend. But in a matter of seconds, she too was white and exploding only to leave one baby moose. Baby moose was thinking hard on what to name the new baby. Since he named the others Baby Baby Moose the First and Baby Baby Moose the Second, he decided to name the new baby Tim. Moosey then lifted baby moose off his head so from now on Tim could live on his head so baby moose's size wouldn't be such a hassle...

...get attacked by pirahnas.

     The last time we saw Moosey and baby moose, they had just met Cheeko. After being chased by a mob of Zamarahas, the trio find themselves in the center of the Zamaraha Forest.
     Then it began to rain. The rain was falling hard, and fast. So Cheeko grabbed a hold of Moosey just as Moosey opened his wings. They soared high above the Zamaraha Forest. Baby moose let out a squeak when he noticed a cave near the Zamaraha River. The Zamaraha piranhas were jumping out at them as they flew over the river.
     As they were coming in for a landing, lightning struck Moosey and all of them caught on fire. By the time they landed all that was left of them was ash.
     I bet you forgot Moosey was crazy and daydreamed often. But due to his midair daydream, they came to a crash landing in the Zamaraha River.
     "Something is nibbling on my toe!" Moosey screamed to Cheeko.
     He reached under the water and found baby moose biting onto Moosey's toe so he wouldn't sink down into the river. Moosey threw baby moose to Cheeko, who was up on land. Then, the Zamaraha piranha leader came to the surface. He looked at Moosey for a moment then let out a high pitch screech that made many animals in the forest holler in disapproval. After the screech died down, hundreds of Zamaraha piranhas surfaced from the river all evil glaring at Moosey.
     They all started biting him. They chased Moosey about a half a mile down the river as Cheeko and baby moose followed on land. They came in a swarm around Moosey, who was shaking so badly with fear that litle ripples were forming in the water around him. Then, the hundred piranhas came around him all at once. One bit off his ear, while another made the bald spot on his head balder.
     Moosey, now with only one ear, opened his wings in a desperate attempt to flee the raging piranhas. He flapped his wings twice, so hard that he not only got out of the river, but about a dozen or so piranhas got smashed against a huge rock in the river. The Zamaraha piranha leader jumped out of the river and right onto baby moose. He swallowed baby moose whole. Cheeko's blue face turned burgundy with anger, smashed his elbow onto the piranha. The piranha then spit out baby moose and flopped back into the river.
     Moosey put baby moose back on his head. The three of them then decided to follow the river to find a way out of the forest. The piranhas began to follow them down the river and when Moosey looked back, he noticed the angry mob of Zamarahas still following them in the distance...

...spray the cat.

     He is crazy. He is shy. He is a baby moose lover and cabbage hater. Who is he? He is Moosey. Today, we find Moosey mimicking a baby moose throughout the Zamaraha Forest. Moosey had been crawling around the forest floor for hours chasing the baby moose. He scraped his knees on rocks, twigs, and tree roots. He was trying with all his might to keep going after the baby moose but began to lose hope. Then, all of a sudden, wings grew up on his back. He then shot after the little moose like a speeding bullet. In about two seconds, he had the baby moose in his hands hugging it.
     Moosey had always loved baby moose. Also, Moosey was very furry except for the bald spot on the top of his head. So, to make sure the baby moose would not get away and to cover up the bald spot, Moosey set the baby moose on his head to live.
     After catching the baby moose, Moosey did not know what to do. He walked all the way to the edge of the forest where a busy highway was. Moosey was deathly shy of people. He covered his face so the humans wouldn't see him and took off across the street. As Moosey got to the middle of the highway, there were large concrete slabs separating the two sides of traffic. Since Moosey had his face covered, he didn't see them and ran right into them. He fell face first into the road. And a big truck ran over his face and squished the baby moose. Both of them died that day and this is where Moosey's story comes to a tragic end.
     Ha ha. Just kidding. Moosey was crazy. He was just daydreaming. He and the baby moose were still way back in the forest. But eventually, Moosey and the baby moose did come across a small Zamaraha village. In the village, there was a small vegetable stand. As Moosey was walking over to the vegetable stand, all the Zamarahas in the village went running and screaming away from Moosey.
     Moosey got to the stand and looked over every vegetable. There were carrots, green beans, onions, and . . . oh no . . . baby moose squealed. There were cabbages. Moosey hated cabbages. They made him crazy. Moosey grabbed the cabbage cart and threw it. They hit a group of trashcans and then Moosey heard a cat hiss from behind the trashcans. The cat leaped out from behind the trashcans. Moosey loved cats. But he liked spraying them with water guns more.
     Out in the distance, Moosey saw two little Zamaraha children squirting each other with water guns. Moosey walked over to one and took his gun. The young Zamaraha started to cry so Moosey punched him in the face.
     Moosey walked over to the cat and sprayed him, and then all of a sudden he got hit in the head with a purple rock. Moosey turned around to find a mob of Zamarahans.
     One stepped forward and said, "First you punch my kid. I was okay with that. Then you spray the town cat, now you gonna pay."
     So then the mob chased after Moosey. They ran after him yelling. Then, all of a sudden, a short creature with light-blue skin and purple hair with orange stripes jumped out of the bushes.
     "Follow me." He said. "I'm Cheeko, I can get you out of here."
     Moosey and the baby moose got away from the mob full of Zamarahans thanks to Cheeko, but it is just a matter of time before the Zamarahans find Moosey and baby moose...

...get created.

May 18, 2009. That is the date the character in my mind finally came to life on paper during my College Prep English II class in my sophomore year of high school. Then, four stories later...the story "died"...rather awakened(haha, get it? well...you will in about 4(actually, 5 since one was waaay to long to fit in one blog) blogs). After May 26 of that same year, no more new stories of Moosey had been written... until last week. I decided, that in celebration of my final free write for my C.P. English IV class of the semester, I'd write a brand new Moosey story. And that is when the idea of this blog started. A blog entirely dedicated to Moosey and the crazy adventures he has. The first four(cough*five*cough) blogs or so will be of the early stories already written...just typed up and posted for your memory's sake. So...enjoy.

Tyler Thomas VanOstrand, the first