Monday, December 20, 2010

...meet the girl mooses.

     The purple unicorn ran away with the green ostrich. Can you think of anything weirder than that? Well, how about some eight-foot hairy monster with wings and a baby moose on his head running away with a three-foot tall, light blue-skinned, purple and orange stripped haired monster? I'd think seeing that'd be pretty weird.
     In other words, Moosey, baby moose, and Cheeko. They are running away from the Zamaraha mob and trying to stay away from the Zamarahan piranhas.
     It's been almost three months since Moosey sprayed the cat and got attacked by the piranhas. However, they have only gone about two miles. The trio are currently trying to get out of Zamaraha territory so they'll be safe.
     One major change has happened in the three months that baby moose has been on Moosey's head. Baby moose has grown very big. He now has huge antlers and letting off a very foul scent of rotten onions mixed with gasoline and skunk spray. Moosey thinks that the scent is cause for the two female Zamaraha moose following them.
     The female deer have been following them for about two months now and Moosey has noticed that they have been growing in size. Him and Cheeko have come to a conclusion that baby moose pollinated the females and they are now carrying the children of baby moose.
     After walking for awhile longer, Cheeko heard a thump and turned around as the gang heard a large thump. One of the females had tripped on a branch and could not get off the ground. Her belly let out a huge grumble and then the female turned completely white and blew up. When she blew up, the body of the Zamaraha moose vanished. All that was left was two young baby moose. Baby moose, being the father, decided to name them Baby Baby Moose the First and Baby Baby Moose the Second.
     The other female was pretty sad due to the loss of her friend. But in a matter of seconds, she too was white and exploding only to leave one baby moose. Baby moose was thinking hard on what to name the new baby. Since he named the others Baby Baby Moose the First and Baby Baby Moose the Second, he decided to name the new baby Tim. Moosey then lifted baby moose off his head so from now on Tim could live on his head so baby moose's size wouldn't be such a hassle...

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