...spray the cat.

     He is crazy. He is shy. He is a baby moose lover and cabbage hater. Who is he? He is Moosey. Today, we find Moosey mimicking a baby moose throughout the Zamaraha Forest. Moosey had been crawling around the forest floor for hours chasing the baby moose. He scraped his knees on rocks, twigs, and tree roots. He was trying with all his might to keep going after the baby moose but began to lose hope. Then, all of a sudden, wings grew up on his back. He then shot after the little moose like a speeding bullet. In about two seconds, he had the baby moose in his hands hugging it.
     Moosey had always loved baby moose. Also, Moosey was very furry except for the bald spot on the top of his head. So, to make sure the baby moose would not get away and to cover up the bald spot, Moosey set the baby moose on his head to live.
     After catching the baby moose, Moosey did not know what to do. He walked all the way to the edge of the forest where a busy highway was. Moosey was deathly shy of people. He covered his face so the humans wouldn't see him and took off across the street. As Moosey got to the middle of the highway, there were large concrete slabs separating the two sides of traffic. Since Moosey had his face covered, he didn't see them and ran right into them. He fell face first into the road. And a big truck ran over his face and squished the baby moose. Both of them died that day and this is where Moosey's story comes to a tragic end.
     Ha ha. Just kidding. Moosey was crazy. He was just daydreaming. He and the baby moose were still way back in the forest. But eventually, Moosey and the baby moose did come across a small Zamaraha village. In the village, there was a small vegetable stand. As Moosey was walking over to the vegetable stand, all the Zamarahas in the village went running and screaming away from Moosey.
     Moosey got to the stand and looked over every vegetable. There were carrots, green beans, onions, and . . . oh no . . . baby moose squealed. There were cabbages. Moosey hated cabbages. They made him crazy. Moosey grabbed the cabbage cart and threw it. They hit a group of trashcans and then Moosey heard a cat hiss from behind the trashcans. The cat leaped out from behind the trashcans. Moosey loved cats. But he liked spraying them with water guns more.
     Out in the distance, Moosey saw two little Zamaraha children squirting each other with water guns. Moosey walked over to one and took his gun. The young Zamaraha started to cry so Moosey punched him in the face.
     Moosey walked over to the cat and sprayed him, and then all of a sudden he got hit in the head with a purple rock. Moosey turned around to find a mob of Zamarahans.
     One stepped forward and said, "First you punch my kid. I was okay with that. Then you spray the town cat, now you gonna pay."
     So then the mob chased after Moosey. They ran after him yelling. Then, all of a sudden, a short creature with light-blue skin and purple hair with orange stripes jumped out of the bushes.
     "Follow me." He said. "I'm Cheeko, I can get you out of here."
     Moosey and the baby moose got away from the mob full of Zamarahans thanks to Cheeko, but it is just a matter of time before the Zamarahans find Moosey and baby moose...